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But real talk, erotic-massage got layers. It’s not just horny dudes in trench coats—tho, yeah, plenty of those. It’s ‘bout tension, release, all that jazz. Hands slidin’ everywhere, you’re like, “Whoa, didn’t know my elbow could feel sexy.” Little fact—Japan’s got this thing, “Nuru massage,” seaweed gel, slippery as hell. Sounds like a sushi accident, but people swear by it. I’m over here imaginin’ myself slippin’ off the table, bustin’ my ass—hilarious, right?

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But then, outta nowhere, this seagull swoops down and snatches a chip right outta my hand! I’m like, “What the heck, man?!” I chase after it, flailing my arms like a lunatic. The old lady is cracking up, and I’m just embarrassed. I mean, who chases a bird? Apparently, me.

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