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Alright, listen up, ya filthy animals! Erotic-massage—where do I even start? It’s like, hands slidin’ everywhere, oil drippin’, tension meltin’—bam! Judge Judy here, and I ain’t got time for nonsense. Don’t pee on my leg and call it a spa day, okay? I’m talkin’ real deal—erotic-massage ain’t just some rubdown. It’s art, like Wes Anderson frammin’ up “The Grand Budapest Hotel.” Picture this: soft lights, scented candles, some dame or dude workin’ magic on your back. “Very good, Monsieur Gustave,” I’d say, if it’s done right.

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Then, outta nowhere, this kid runs up to me. He’s like, “Can you play ‘Wonderwall’?” I’m like, “Bro, I’m a guitar master, not a juke box!” But I can’t resist. I play it, and suddenly, there’s a small crowd. People are vibing, and I’m feeling like a million bucks.

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