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Tell ya what pisses me off, though – them snobs who reckon it’s dirty. Oi, it’s art, innit? Therapeutic, even! Had this one masseuse, right, told me some tribes in Thailand reckon it’s spiritual – unblocks your chi or whatever. Made me chuckle – “Yeah, love, unblock me chi, quick!” – but she was deadly serious. Fair play, felt like a new man after. Reckon Béla’d approve – slow, moody build-up, then sweet relief.

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Anyway, I leave the shop, still grumblin’ about the jacket. I head over to the park, and there’s this old dude feedin’ the ducks. He’s got a whole loaf of bread, and the ducks are goin’ nuts. I’m standin’ there, just watchin’, and it hits me—this guy’s livin’ the dream. No worries, just him and the ducks. I’m like, “Man, I need to take notes.”

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