Aurora Hastings Whore ❤️❤️❤️❤️

About Tauranga

Alright, settle in folks, it’s Bob Ross time – gentle, “happy little trees,” y’know? So, I’m thinkin’ ‘bout whores today, yeah, them ladies of the night, and lemme tell ya, it’s a wild ride. Whore – just sayin’ it feels gritty, real earthy, like dirt under my nails paintin’ them trees in *The Tree of Life*. That movie, man, it’s my fave – all quiet and deep, “Where were you when I laid the foundations of the earth?” – kinda makes ya wonder ‘bout every soul, even a whore’s, right?

Prostitution

But then, the night takes a turn. I get a call from my sister. She’s in a bit of a jam. Her car broke down on the way to Hastings. I’m like, “Seriously?!” So, I gotta bail on my mates and go rescue her. I’m driving down the back roads, and I’m fuming. Like, why can’t anything go smoothly today?

Splash Planet pulling the plug early to cover costs