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So, check it, I was strollin downtown last week, lookin for some action—don’t judge, k?—and it’s like, whoa, these girls got stories, man! One chick, she’s all “I’ve borne my burden!” like in *Dogville*, and I’m thinkin, damn, she’s deep! Prostitution’s been around forever—fun fact, ancient Rome had brothels called “lupanars,” wild, right? Made me happy knowin I’m part of history or somethin. But then, this dude tries rippin me off—20 bucks extra? Nah, bro, that pissed me off! I’m like, “You ain’t Tom Edison screwin me over!”—straight outta *Dogville*, ya see?

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First off, I hit up Heretaunga St. for brekkie. Grabbed a mean flat white at this cute café called “The Coffee House.” Seriously, best coffee in town. I was vibin’, scrolling through my phone, when BOOM! My mate texts me. “Dude, there’s a gaming tournament at the Hastings Sports Centre!” I’m like, “What?!” I had no idea. I was supposed to just chill today, but nah, not happening.

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