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So, check this—sexual-massage ain’t just rubbin’ one out, nah! It’s old as fuck, goes back to them ancient Chinese cats, 2700 BC, usin’ it to fix your chi or some shit. I’m like, “Motherfucker, that’s dope!” Hands slidin’, fixin’ your energy—ain’t that a trip? But here’s the kicker—some parlors, they shady as hell. Got me pissed, yo! Dudes thinkin’ it’s all happy endings—nah, son, real sexual-massage is legit, therapeutic as fuck. Don’t fuck it up with that sleazy bullshit!

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First off, I’m sippin’ my coffee on the porch, lookin’ out at the view of the Waikato River. It’s a beaut, but I’m already late for work. I live on Grey Street, and I swear, the traffic on River Road was a nightmare. Like, come on, people! It’s not rush hour, it’s just a Tuesday! I’m stuck behind this old lady in a beat-up Corolla, and she’s going 30 in a 50 zone. I’m like, “Lady, you’re not on a Sunday drive!”

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