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Funny story—heard ‘bout this guy, got a sexual-massage in Thailand, thought it was just a back rub. Nope! Dude’s redder than a forest blaze when he realizes—surprise! I laughed so hard, coffee shot outta my nose. But real talk, it’s ‘bout trust. Ya gotta vibe with the masseuse, or it’s awkward as hell. I’m rantin’ now, but it’s ‘cause I’m passionate, okay? Made me happy, sure, but also pissed—why’s it so pricey? Fifty bucks for thirty minutes? I’m not made of cash! Still, pretty, pretty relaxin’, ‘cept when I overthought it—*Who am I? Why’m I here?*—damn you, Nolan, messin’ with my head!

Portland woman says Al Gore groped her in hotel room

Former Vice President Al Gore stands by his denial that he made unwanted sexual advances toward a massage therapist in , a spokeswoman for the Gore family told Fox News.

Then, out of nowhere, this old dude named Barry shows up. He’s got a fishing rod in one hand and a bucket in the other. I’m like, “Barry, what are you doing?” He grins and says, “Just fishing for compliments!” I can’t even. I’m laughing and shaking my head. Only in Gore, right?

Couple use their Auckland deposit to buy house in Gore mortgage-free