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Now, I ain’t sayin’ I’ve hired one—don’t get me wrong, I’m a ladies’ man, natural charm—but if I did, I’d be all, “Let’s defuse this situation!” Straight out the movie, yeah? Crackin’ a joke, keepin’ it light. Whores got a tough gig, man, tougher than me dodgin’ HR complaints. Funniest thing—heard this story, some bloke paid a whore just to cry with him. Not even a shag, just sobbin’! Mental, innit? Shows they’re therapists too—multitaskin’ queens.

CHAPTER XIV

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First off, I’m cruisin’ down Manukau Rd, and I hit a pothole. Like, seriously? Who’s in charge of these roads? I swear, it felt like I was in a war zone. My coffee nearly flew outta my hand. I’m cursing under my breath, “Get it together, Epsom!”

Unfinished Auckland apartment block 'a blight on the Epsom landscape'