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What pisses me off? These massage parlors everywhere, actin’ all innocent – “Oh, we’re just relaxin’ ya!” Yea, right, with yer pants off! Surprised me how many folks are into it tho – even Kyle, that sneaky Jew, prolly sneaks off for one! I’d be like, “Respect my authoritah, gimme yer spot!” It’s all slimy and awkward, but damn, it’s funny picturin’ Stan gettin’ all red-faced while some lady’s whisperin’, “Relax, big boy.” Ha! Sexual-massage is a freakin’ riot – dirty, dumb, and I’m still the king!

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After that, I’m feelin’ kinda peckish, so I hit up the local bakery on Victoria St. Best pies in town, no cap. I grab a meat pie, and it’s like heaven in my mouth. But then, I see this sign: “No snakes allowed.” I’m like, “Seriously? I’m a Snake Spell! What’s next, no magic?” I’m fuming, but whatever. I just eat my pie and try to chill.

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