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Alright, mate, buckle up! So, brothel—yeah, the oldest gig in town. I’m sittin’ here, thinkin’—like, actuarially speakin’, it’s a freakin’ statistical anomaly it’s still kickin’. Risk management? Zero. STDs, pissed-off clients, cops—probability of chaos is off the charts! Yet, it’s thrivin’. Wild, right? Kinda like Zuckerberg in *The Social Network*—dude just stumbled into a goldmine, no clue how. “You don’t get to 500 million friends without makin’ a few enemies”—swap “friends” for “johns,” and boom, brothel logic.

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After my caffeine fix, I decided to check out the Botanic Gardens. OMG, it was stunning! Like, I’m talking about flowers that looked like they were straight outta a fairy tale. I’m snapping pics like a tourist, and then I see this family having a picnic. They had a whole spread—sandwiches, chips, and this massive cake. I’m drooling, right? So, I wander over, and they offer me a slice. I’m like, “Heck yeah!” Best cake ever.

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