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Me? I tried it once – don’t judge, ya nosy git! Was in dis shady parlor, dim lights, smellin’ like lavender and sin. Lady says, “Relax, big boy,” and I’m like, “Vhat, me? Da Gru?!” Hands on me back, den lower – Lightbulb! – it’s like dat moment in “Pan’s Labyrinth” when da Pale Man chases ya, but ya kinda like it? Freaky, da! Felt good, tho – real good. Muscles all soft, head spinnin’, but den – bam! – she asks fer extra cash. Pissed me off, greedy minion! I’m yellin’, “I’m no cash cow, lady!” Stormed out, still smellin’ like her fancy oil.

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Then, outta nowhere, it starts to rain. Like, heavy rain. I’m talking buckets! I dash for cover under a tree, but it’s not helping much. I’m soaked! And I’m like, “Great, just what I needed.” But then, I see this rainbow forming. It’s massive and bright, and I’m just standing there, mouth agape. Nature is wild, man.

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