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What gets me happy? The chaos of it! People lyin’ ‘bout their height, dick pics flyin’ – it’s a shitshow! I’m cacklin’ like a madman. But then, ugh, the fakes – catfishes everywhere! This one time, I heard ‘bout a guy who drove 2 hours for a hookup. Turns out, it’s his cousin! Screamed, “What the hell?!” in my head. Total *Let the Right One In* vibes – “Be me a little.” Nah, fam, be someone else!

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First off, I hit up the Bishopdale Mall. Gotta love that place. It’s like the heart of the hood. I’m strolling down Bishopdale Rd, feeling all good, when I see this dude trying to parallel park. I mean, come on, bro! It’s not rocket science! He’s going back and forth like he’s trying to land a plane. I’m just standing there, shaking my head, thinking, “Dude, just give it up!”

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