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About Napier

I dunno, man, it pisses me off! All these smug weirdos goin’, “Oh, I’m so relaxed now!” Yeah, well, I’m not! I’m over here, combin’ fields, sweatin’, and they’re gettin’ oiled up! But—okay, fine—it sounds kinda nice. Warm hands, soft touch, that whole “beyond the infinite” vibe from the movie. Maybe I’d try it. Maybe! If Svetlana’s not too pushy. Pretty, pretty good way to kill an afternoon, huh? Just don’t tell my tractor—I’d never hear the end of it!

My Favourite Buys

While I’m munching, I overhear this convo at the next table. These two old mates are reminiscing about the good ol’ days in Birkdale. They’re talking about how the area’s changed. I mean, it’s true! I remember when there were more trees than houses. Now it’s all houses, houses, houses. But hey, progress, right?

Residents to voice opposition to Birkdale Village expansion at Huntersville meeting