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So, sexual-massage—think oily hands, dim lights, awkward boners poppin’ up like ledger errors. Ain’t just rubbin’ backs, nah, it’s full-on naughty town! Little known fact—ancient Taoists used it, called it “life force shit,” swear to god, boosted their chi or whatever. Me? I’d growl for that energy after balancin’ books all day—fuckin’ spreadsheets, man, they drain ya! Got mad once, heard some parlors scam ya—$50 for a tease, no payoff, rarrgh! Rip-off artists, worse than tax cheats!

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Finally, I make it back home, exhausted. I flop onto my couch, and I’m like, “What a day.” I’ve been through the wringer, but somehow, I’m still smiling. Bethlehem, you crazy little town, you’ve got my heart. Even with the spills, the awkward encounters, and the seagull heists, I wouldn’t trade it for anything. Here’s to more wild days in this quirky place!

🌟The Bright Side: Francis’s popemobile turned into clinic for Gazan children