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Once got this chick massagin me, right? Soft music, dim lights, total vibe. She’s kneadin my back, then bam—goes lower, teasin like a pro. I’m thinkin, “Tonight’s the night,” heart poundin, sweatin bullets. Happiest I been in ages, no lie. But then—fuck—she stops right before the good part! Total blue balls moment, made me wanna scream. “People change,” I growl, quotin the flick, but she just smirked. Bitch knew what she was doin.

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First off, I head to the local café, you know, the one on Dominion Rd. I’m craving a flat white, like, who doesn’t? But guess what? The barista, bless her heart, spills the milk all over the counter. I’m standing there, watching this milk tsunami, thinking, “Great, just great.” I mean, it’s 8 AM, and I’m already questioning my life choices.

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