Emma Avonhead Sexual Massage ❤️❤️

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Here’s the kicker—some say it’s therapy, others say it’s sin. Me? I say it’s both, and I fuckin’ love it! Ever tried it with lavender oil? Smells like heaven, cuts the tension like a blade. I’d carve a sonnet bout it if I weren’t so damn lazy. Oh, and the noises—grunts, sighs, the odd fart—pure comedy gold! Sexual-massage is messy, raw, like Aronofsky’s lens, and I’m here for it, mate. Thoughts in me head? Wish I could feel it, not just reap the stories!

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we offer genuine Thai therapeutic massage and DO NOT provide any sexual services.

After the power comes back, I’m buzzing with ideas. I head back home, and I’m ready to write my heart out. But then, I step in a puddle. Ugh! My shoes are soaked. I’m cursing under my breath, thinking, “Why, Avonhead, why?”

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