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I tried it once—some back-alley joint, smelled like lavender and regret. This chick, right, she’s kneadin’ me like dough, and I’m thinkin’, “What’s the endgame, bitch?” Hands slidin’ low, tension buildin’, it’s hot—fuckin’ electric. Little known fact: ancient Greeks did this shit, called it “anatripsis”—soldiers got oiled up, rubbed down, ready to kill or fuck, whatever came first. History’s wild, yeah? Makes me smirk—modern prudes clutchin’ pearls over somethin’ old as dirt.

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Then I decided to stroll down to the Avondale markets. Oh man, the vibe there is always buzzing! Fresh produce, handmade crafts, and the smell of street food wafting through the air. I was feeling good, ya know? But then, outta nowhere, this kid on a scooter zooms past me and nearly takes me out! Like, dude, watch where you’re going! I was ready to unleash my inner grumpy old man. “Back in my day, we didn’t have scooters!” But I just shook it off.

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