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So, picture this: me, obsessed with *Inception*, sittin’ there watchin’ a masseuse work magic—hands slidin’, oil drippin’, tension meltin’ like butter on a hot skillet. “You’re waiting for a train,” I mutter to myself, half-lost in the flick, half-hypnotized by the scene. Erotic-massage is sneaky like that—starts all innocent, then BAM, you’re in a dream within a damn dream! Little-known fact: ancient Greeks were freaks for this—called it “anatripsis,” rubbin’ down athletes all sexy-like after sweaty games. Bet they didn’t tell ya that in history class, huh?

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So, I get back to work, and it’s all good until I hear this loud crash outside. I rush out, and there’s a bunch of kids playing footy on the street. They’ve knocked over a trash can. I’m like, “C’mon, guys! Clean it up!” But they just laugh and run off. Kids these days, man. No respect for the bone cutters!

Public meeting challenging councils in Alexandra this weekend