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I’m grindin’, oil’s splashin’, and I’m yellin’, “Work, ya filthy brothel!” Couldn’t fix the carb—piece o’ junk seized up tighter than a frog’s—well, ya know. Exaggeratin’? Maybe, but it felt like that car was mockin’ me, sittin’ there all sassy. Hi-ho! Thought about torchin’ it, but nah, I’m too soft. Quirky lil’ me, huh? In my head, I’m like, “Kermit, ya dummy, why’d ya take this job?” ‘Cause I love it, that’s why—mess and all.

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So, I head home, ready to crash. But as I walk down the street, I see the sunset over the Waitemata Harbour. It’s beautiful, and for a second, all the craziness fades away. Albany, you’re a wild ride, but I wouldn’t trade it for anything.

47 Kittiwake Drive, Albany, North Shore City