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Here’s a kicker – water’s got memory, some nutters reckon. Bollocks or not, I dunno, but I’d love to ram a spoon up their arse and ask! Imagine that scene in the film, Szpilman sipping from a rusty pipe, whispering, “Water’s my mate now.” Pure genius. Oh, and it boils at 100C – basic, but you probly forgot, ya dimwit! Freezes at zero – crisp, clean, like my temper when I’m happy, which ain’t often. Last week, I saw a puddle outside, shimmering, and I thought, “Fuck me, nature’s a mad chef!” Got me grinning like a prat.

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I walk over, and we start chatting. Turns out, he’s from Oslo and thought he’d catch dinner. I’m like, “Bro, you’re in Ulsteinvik. You gotta know the local spots!” We end up bonding over our love for the sea and the fact that neither of us caught anything. Classic, right?

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