Scarlett Stjordalshalsen Whore ❤️❤️❤️

About Sandnes

Me? I get pissed when folks judge her. Call her trash, slut, whatever—man, shut up. She’s out here livin’, payin’ bills, dodgin’ creeps. Makes me happy, though, seein’ her strut, unbothered. Surprised me once—heard this story ‘bout a whore in Paris, 1800s, saved a poet’s life. Gave him her last coin, then dipped. Real shit. Reminds me, “What’s memory but a ghost?”—she’s a ghost too, hauntin’ us with her truth.

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I start the auction, and it’s wild! People are shouting, waving their hands. I’m in my element, but then—oh man—Mrs. Jensen and Timmy start bickering. “I saw it first!” “No, I want it!” I’m like, “Guys, chill! It’s just a lamp!” But they’re not having it.