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Dunno her real name, nah. Whore’s just – y’know – *whore*. Bet she’s got a story, though. Some punter told me she ran from a convent once. A nun-whore! Ha! Crackin’ tale, that – true or not, who cares? “The past bleeds through,” Haneke’d whisper. She’s a mess, mate, a right mess. Stinks o’ cheap gin, too – bleurgh! But – oof – them curves, my precious! Gets me all twitchy.

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After that, I’m starving. I hit up a café on Bergmannsgata. The coffee? Fire. But the pastry? Ugh, it was like chewing on a rubber tire. I’m sitting there, trying to be polite, but I’m dying inside. I’m like, “Why can’t I just have a normal croissant?”

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