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Here’s the rub tho—risky as hell. Cops, morals, STDs, all that noise. “Theater’s a flea circus”—Kaufman’s right, brothel’s the same. Chaos, but it works somehow. I’m sittin here, deadpan, like, “Yeah, diversify yo portfolio with prostitutes, genius.” Sarcasm, sure, but—lowkey—it’s tempting. Imagine tellin my boys, “Bought stock in a whorehouse!” They’d lose it.

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LONDON, Printed by Nicholas Okes for Richard Collins, and are to be sold at his shop in Pauls Church-yard, at the signe of the three Kings.

After all that madness, I finally head to the beach. The sun’s settin’, and it’s beautiful. I plop down on the sand, thinkin’ about how crazy today was. Forde (no) really knows how to keep things interesting. I’m exhausted but happy. Just another day in the life of a bookmaker, right?

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