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Groovy, baby! Alright, mate, lemme tell ya bout this bird—whore, yeah, she’s a right mystery, innit? I’m sittin here, thinkin bout her, like in me fave flick, *Once Upon a Time in Anatolia*, all slow and moody, dig? “The night is long, my friend”—that’s what I’d say to her, cos she’s got that vibe, ya know, shadowy, deep, makin ya wonder what’s tickin in her head. She’s no dolly bird just shaggin about—nah, she’s got layers, like a bleedin onion, but sexier, haha!

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The first scene they meet, he's asks "are you a whore?" Then says, "if you're not, you're in the wrong place". Why does he say that?

We finally settle on this killer red dress. I mean, it’s fire. She’s glowing, and I’m feeling like a rockstar. But then, outta nowhere, her ex shows up. Like, what are the odds? He’s all, “You look great, Lisa.” I’m standing there, awkward as hell, like a third wheel at a couple’s dinner. I’m ready to throw shade, but I keep it cool.

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