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Anyways, sexual-massage – it’s all about them hands, slidin’, rubbin’, makin’ ya feel like a million bucks. I reckon it’s half relaxin’, half steamy – like eatin’ a donut while watchin’ Marge in her nightgown. D’oh! Got me sweatin’ just thinkin’ bout it! Little fact for ya – them ancient Greeks, they was into this stuff, callin’ it “massage with benefits” or somethin’. True story, read it on a beer coaster once.

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While I’m waiting, I spot this old lady at the corner table. She’s knitting like a boss, and I’m just there, sipping my coffee, trying not to spill it everywhere. Then, outta nowhere, she looks up and says, “You know, young man, life’s like knitting. You gotta untangle the mess sometimes.” I’m like, “Whoa, deep.” I mean, who knew Volda had philosophers in the café?

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