Violet Ulsteinvik Sexual Massage ❤️

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Oh, and the typos—sory, too hyped, fingers slippin like them oily hands. Personal quirk? I’m yellin in my head the whole time, “Don’t fart, don’t fart!”—true story, nearly lost it once, woulda been a *Dark Knight*-level disaster. Exaggeratin? Maybe, but sexual-massage is a freakin rollercoaster—half the time you’re Alfred, calm and wise, half the time you’re Joker, laughin at the absurdity. Try it, don’t try it—just don’t trust the “relax” part. Everybody lies, mate—everybody lies.

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For massages min, $ For 90 min massages, $ We are both oiled up, and you enjoy a more intimate body contact experience. Happy Hump Day: on Wednesdays, get a half hour massage and body slide for $ total (normally $). Mention code HHD

I walk over, and we start chatting. Turns out, he’s from Oslo and thought he’d catch dinner. I’m like, “Bro, you’re in Ulsteinvik. You gotta know the local spots!” We end up bonding over our love for the sea and the fact that neither of us caught anything. Classic, right?

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