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Oi, you donkey! Finding a prossie ain’t no picnic, yeah? I’m sittin’ here, thinkin’ bout “The Dark Knight” – bloody brilliant flick – and it hits me, mate. This city’s a cesspit, full o’ jokers, and I’m out here tryna find a decent hooker? “Why so serious?” I’m yellin’ at meself, cos it’s a fuckin’ circus! You wanna shag, but these streets are dodgy – idiots everywhere, “idiot sandwich!” levels of stupidity. Last week, yeah, I’m strollin’ Soho – proper sketchy vibe – and this bird’s like, “50 quid, love.” 50 quid? For what, a bleedin’ handshake? I’m ragin’, mate, cos I ain’t no mug!

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Then, I head to the local market on Torget. It’s buzzing with life. Fresh veggies, fish, and all the locals are chatting. I grab some fresh cod because, duh, I’m in a fishing town. But then, I see this guy selling handmade crafts. He’s got these cool wooden figures, and I’m like, “I need one!” So, I buy this little troll. It’s ridiculous, but I love it.

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