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Halleluyer! Chile, lemme tell y’all ‘bout this sexual-massage mess! I’m sittin’ here, thinkin’ ‘bout “Moulin Rouge!”—all that glitter, them fancy folks rubbin’ up on each other, singin’ “Come what may!”—and it got me hollerin’! Sexual-massage ain’t just no regular back rub, naw! It’s them hands slidin’ where the sun don’t shine, makin’ you feel like Satine spinnin’ in Paris lights! I seen it, honey—folks pay big money for that “ooh la la” touch, and I’m like, “Lordy, why I ain’t know this sooner?”

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In Mysen, you can explore all the escort and massage Clinics services available. These services are provided throughout Mysen, Norway.

So, I’m walking down to the bank on Rådhusgata, trying to shake off the wet sock feeling. I’m thinking about my clients, ya know? Gotta help them with their finances, make their dreams come true, all that jazz. But then I see this guy, right? He’s just standing there, looking lost. I’m like, “Dude, you need a map or what?” Turns out, he’s a tourist. From the States. He’s looking for the Mysen Church. I’m like, “Bro, it’s just down the road!” But he’s all confused. I mean, come on, it’s not that hard!

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