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So, sex escorts—fancy lasses ‘n’ lads, sellin’ a tumble fer a shillin’. Been ‘round since ships had sails, prolly longer. Makes me grin, thinkin’ o’ the coin they rake in—more’n me rum stash! Used t’ see ‘em in Tortuga, struttin’ like peacocks, all perfumed ‘n’ sly. One lass, Ruby—red hair, eyes like storms—charged double ‘cause she’d sing ye a ditty while ridin’. True story, mate! Little known fact: some o’ ‘em in old London’d smuggle rum in their garters—tax-free, savvy?

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After that, I’m feeling all hyped, so I head over to the beach at Bøkeskogen. It’s a beautiful spot, man. The sand is soft, and the water’s calling my name. I kick off my shoes and run towards the waves. But then, outta nowhere, this seagull swoops down and snatches my sandwich right outta my hand! Like, what the heck, bird? I’m standing there, mouth agape, while this feathered thief flies off. I’m mad, but also kinda impressed.

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