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So, I’m researchin’ this, right? Turns out, sexual-massage ain’t just some trendy spa crap—it’s ancient! Like, Egyptians were slidin’ oils on each other, gettin’ frisky—prolly why Cleopatra had all them men droolin’! Little factoid for ya: they used lotus oil, smells like heaven, makes ya wanna purr. I tried it once—oh honey, I was HAPPY, floatin’ like Michelle Yeoh with that sword, “I am the invincible one!”—but then my cat knocked the bottle over, ugh, I was SO mad! Sticky floor, total buzzkill.

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Around 5 PM, things get crazy. A group of tourists strolls in, all excited about the “Fetsund Bridge.” They’re takin’ selfies like it’s the Eiffel Tower or somethin’. I mean, it’s a nice bridge, but c’mon! It’s not that deep! They start askin’ me about the history, and I’m like, “Uh, it’s a bridge. It connects stuff.” They look at me like I’m some kinda genius. I just shrug.

In Norway, bottles made of plastic are still fantastic