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But real talk, it ain’t all roses. Some dodgy geezer tried chargin’ me 50 quid for a “happy endin’,” and I’m like, “Bruv, I ain’t here for dat!” Pissed me right off—felt like Frank in da movie, hidin’ his true self. “I’m not like you,” he says—same vibe, I ain’t no perv, just want me back sorted! Still, when it’s good, it’s bangin’. Dis one time, I swear, her hands was like magic—had me floatin’, happier than a pig in shit. Surprised me, innit—didn’t expect to feel so chill.

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First stop, coffee. I hit up that little café on Maple St. You know the one? The barista there is a total legend. I ordered my usual—triple shot, extra foam, sprinkle of cinnamon. I swear, that drink is like liquid happiness. But then, the barista spills it all over the counter. I’m standing there, mouth agape, like, “Dude, really?” He just laughs it off. I mean, come on! I need that caffeine fix!

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