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Thing that pisses me off? These snooty spas chargin’ 200 bucks for a “sensual touch.” Gimme a break! Back in Springfield, I’d pay Lenny 20 bucks and a donut—he’d do it drunk! But nah, real talk, it’s chill. You’re lyin’ there, music’s all soft, and—surprise!—it ain’t always bout sex. Sometimes it’s just… nice. “There’s a loneliness that’s deeper than death,” Jesse’d mope. Erotic-massage? Fills that hole—well, sorta.

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After class, I decide to explore a bit. I stroll down de Witteweg, and it’s so picturesque. Like, postcard material. But then, outta nowhere, it starts pouring. I’m talking full-on monsoon. I duck into a café on de Zand, and it’s packed. I grab a coffee, and the barista is super friendly. We chat about the weather, and I’m like, “Yeah, typical Dutch, right?” She laughs, and I feel a bit better.

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