Nadia Zuid Scharwoude Brothel ❤️

About Amsterdam

So, picture this—neon lights flashin’, girls gigglin’, smells like cheap perfume and regret. Worked on this one short, right? Animated a brothel scene—total chaos! Had this chick, all sassy, winkin’ at me—well, at the screen. Got me blushin’, like, damn, Joey’s in trouble now! How you doin’, babe? Haha, classic me. But real talk, it’s nuts how old this gig is—goes back to Pompeii, bro! They found graffiti there, like “Lola’s the best, 5 coins.” Freakin’ Yelp reviews, ancient style!

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First off, I wake up late. Classic me. Alarm? Nah, it decided to take a day off. So, I’m scrambling, throwing on whatever I can find. I mean, who needs matching socks anyway? Not me! I rush outta my Airbnb on de Hoef, and let me tell ya, the streets here are like a maze. I’m dodging bikes like I’m in some twisted video game. Seriously, these Dutch cyclists are like ninjas.

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