Zoe Zierikzee Brothel ❤️

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I’d stroll in, tip my hat—well, my bunny ears—and eyeball the scene. Velvet curtains, smoky air, dudes droolin’ like pigs. Kinda fancy, kinda sleazy. Like Jep Gambardella in the flick, floatin’ through Rome’s decadence, I’d mutter, “What a bunch of clowns!” Sorrentino’d get it—beauty in the mess, but it’s messy as hell. One time, heard a yarn ‘bout a brothel in Nevada—legal, shiny, had a damn pool! Clients swimmin’ ‘fore sinnin’. Cracked me up, doc!

City Hall Museum Zierikzee

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So, I’m strolling down the Dijkstraat, right? Just vibin’ with my coffee, feeling all artsy. Zierikzee’s got this old-school charm, with those cute brick buildings and canals everywhere. I mean, who doesn’t love a good canal? But then, BAM! I trip over a cobblestone. Classic me. Coffee goes flying. I’m like, “Great, just great!”

One dead as rare tornado tears through Dutch city