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Oi, mate! Yeah, baby! I’m an ichthyologist, dig? Fish are my bag, but sex-dating? Groovy twist! Picture this: humans swimmin’ in lusty waters, like fish in a freaky shoal. Saw this bird on a sex-dating app, profile said “loves cod”—I’m hooked, baby! Thought, “She’s a catch!” But nah, she ghosted—left me gutted like a trout. Reminds me of *Her*—that flick’s my jam. “The past is just a story we tell ourselves,” Spike says. Sex-dating’s the same, yeah? All these cats spinnin’ yarns to shag.

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Then, outta nowhere, this kid runs by, chasing a dog. The dog’s got a stick, and it’s all happy, wagging its tail. I’m like, “Man, that’s the life!” But then the kid trips, and I’m like, “Oh no!” But he just laughs it off. Kids are tough, man. I wish I could be that carefree.

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