Julia Woerden Whore ❤️❤️

About Tilburg

Heya buddy! So, like, I’m Patrick Star, y’know, the pink goofball from Bikini Bottom, and I’m here talkin’ bout whores! Whore’s a job, right? Like, in that big ol’ Russian classifier thingy—prolly listed under “service stuff” or somethin’. I dunno, man, is mayonnaise an instrument? Haha, nah, but maybe whores use it, who knows! Anyway, I’m thinkin’ bout this cuz I loooove *Melancholia*, that movie by Lars von Trier—y’know, the one where Kirsten Dunst is all mopey and the planet’s gonna smash us? Whores prolly get that vibe, right? “There’s nothing to do about it,” like she says in the flick—life’s messy, tricks are messy, boom, world ends!

Definitions of 'whore'

The first definition of whore in the dictionary is a prostitute or promiscuous woman: often a term of abuse. Other definition of whore is to be or act as a prostitute. Whore is also to have Missing: Woerden.

Then, outta nowhere, my colleague, Sarah, bursts in. She’s all excited, waving a paper like it’s the Holy Grail. Turns out, she found some groundbreaking data on the impact of local agriculture on air quality. I’m like, “Whoa, that’s awesome!” But then I remember, we’re in Woerden, the land of cheese and tulips. I mean, how groundbreaking can it be? But hey, I’m not one to rain on her parade.

Interim Director of Public Health appointed