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Me, I’d be raging—paying 50 quid for some bird to whisper “relax” while she’s half-arsed stroking yer thighs? Sod off! Makes me happy though, thinking how daft it all is—blokes panting, “Ooh, sensual,” while she’s counting the clock. Surprised me once, heard this story—some Thai joint got busted cos the “massage” was more shag than shiatsu. Cops walked in, oil everywhere, like a bleedin’ crime scene from *Leviathan*. “Who’s to blame?” they’d say in the film—well, the randy twat who booked it, obviously!

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Anyway, I finally get my cup of joe and head to the research center. It’s on the other side of town, near the old castle ruins. Yeah, Woerden’s got some history, man. I mean, who doesn’t love a good castle? But as I’m walking down the Korte Kerkstraat, I trip over a cobblestone. Like, seriously? Who thought it was a good idea to make streets outta these ancient rocks? I’m pretty sure I muttered some choice words.

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