Gabriella Wageningen Brothel ❤️

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So, I’m picturin this joint—neon lights, sketchy alley, the works. Reminds me of *Toni Erdmann*—that scene where he’s all, “Life’s a mess, but keep pushin.” Brothels got that chaos energy too. You walk in, it’s like, “What’s the ROI on this vibe?” Cash flow’s steady, but the overhead—yikes! Dudes payin top dollar for a quick escape, and I’m over here calculatin the thermodynamics of lust. Nerd alert, I know.

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Mistress (hard) · Deep Throat · Intimate massage · Cum in Mouth · Blowjob without Condom · Facesitting (give) for extra charge · Spanking (give) · Rimming.

Finally, my client shows up. He’s all nervous, sweating bullets. I’m like, “Dude, relax! We’re just talking about some property on the Dijkgraaf.” But he’s acting like we’re negotiating a peace treaty or something. I had to crack a joke about how the only thing we’re fighting over is the best spot for a garden.

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