Willow Velsen Zuid Prostitute ❤️

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So, this one time, I’m hobblin’ by, poppin’ Vicodin like candy—don’t judge, keeps me sane—and this prostitute, she’s got eyes that scream “I’ve seen too much.” Probably 25, looks 40, life’s a bitch that way. Fun fact: back in Victorian times, some of these girls doubled as seamstresses—sewin’ by day, screwin’ by night. Multitaskin’ queens! Bet she’d tell ya she’s an “entrepreneur” now, tho—everybody lies, right?

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But then, this guy walks in. Total Karen vibes. He’s like, “Your bread is too crusty!” I’m like, “Dude, it’s bread, not a pillow!” I mean, c’mon! I’m trying to keep it real here. I tell him, “If you want soft, go buy a cake!” He storms out, and I’m just shaking my head. Some people, man.

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