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By the end of the game, they somehow pull off a draw. I’m relieved but still annoyed. I mean, I could’ve won big! But hey, at least I got cookies, right?

Lorenzo de Luca and Denver de Talma set hearts racing with a victory in the Longines Global Champions Tour Grand Prix of Valkenswaard