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So, this one time, I’m tailin’ a mark—dodgy bastard—ends up in a brothel, right? She’s runnin’ the show, all sass, smirkin’ like she knows I’m packin’ a Walther PPK. “You think you’re untouchable?” she says, channellin’ Carlos vibes—same fire, same “screw you” glare. Surprised me, that did—thought I’d seen it all. Nearly dropped me drink, shaken, not stirred, ha! She’s clockin’ me while I’m clockin’ her—game respects game.

London’s Red Light District Laid Bare

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First off, I hit the streets of Urk, right? The sun was barely up, and I was already feelin’ the vibe. The smell of fresh fish from the harbor hit me like a wave. Urk’s got that whole fishing town thing goin’ on, and lemme tell ya, it’s a trip. I mean, who doesn’t love the smell of fish at 7 AM? Not me, that’s for sure.

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