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But real talk, it’s a minefield—some places legit, some sketchy as hell. Saw a sign once, “Massage: $20, extra $50,” and I’m thinkin, “Extra what, a punch to the face?” Sarcasm’s my shield, mate—keeps me sane. Like, is this relaxation or a weird porno audition? And don’t get me started on the music—flutes and whale noises, gimme a break. I’d rather hear Bane yellin, “You merely adopted the dark!” while I’m gettin kneaded.

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Anyway, I finally make it to the Uithoornse Molen. It’s this beautiful old windmill, and I’m feelin’ all the feels. I sit down on a bench, just takin’ it all in. The wind’s blowin’, the sun’s settin’, and I’m like, “Okay, maybe today ain’t so bad.”

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