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So, sexual-massage – it’s ancient, fam! Goes back to Taoist monks, tryna unblock chi with slippery hands. Little known fact: them old geezers wrote manuals on it – “stroke this, press that, cosmic bang!” Makes me giggle, thinkin’ bout monks gettin’ frisky. Bet they’d blush if they saw today’s parlors – neon signs, dodgy vibes. Gets me mad tho – so many spots rip you off! £50 for a “happy endin’” that’s just a pat on the back. Fumin’, mate.

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Then I hit up the local market on the Markt. Man, the smell of fresh stroopwafels hit me like a freight train. I had to get one. Or two. Okay, maybe three. Don’t judge! They were calling my name. I’m standing there, stuffing my face, when I see this old lady, Mrs. van Dijk, trying to haggle over some flowers. She’s like, “I’ll give you two euros for those tulips!” The vendor’s like, “Lady, they’re ten!” And she’s all, “But they’re wilted!” I’m dying laughing. Udenhout’s got character, for real.

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