Allison Steenwijk Whore ❤️

About Rotterdam

So, Jessica—she’s no damsel, mate, she’s a trap! “I’m not bad, I’m just drawn that way,” she purrs, and I’m like, “Seven hells, that’s wit sharper than my dagger!” Reminds me of Certified Copy’s line—“It’s not the original that matters, it’s the copy.” Whore’s got that trick—Jessica’s a copy of a dame, but she’s the one ya can’t peel yer eyes off. Little known fact: they based her on Rita Hayworth, but threw in some toon spice—took 1,000 sketches to get that sway right. Bloody genius, I tell ya!

In English

Bij MyHotel Steenwijk passen wij ons aan jouw wensen aan. Functioneel gelegen in het Noorden van Nederland aan de A32, op een punt waar drie provincies samenkomen, zijn Overijssel, .

So, I’m rollin’ outta bed, and I’m already late. Classic me. I rush down the Hoofdstraat, dodging cyclists like I’m in some kinda video game. I swear, these bikers are like ninjas. One minute they’re chillin’, next minute they’re zooming past you. I almost got taken out by a lady with a basket full of groceries. Like, lady, chill!

Herman Brinkman of Tuk