Gabriella Staphorst Whore ❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️

About The Hague

Oh, and don’t get me started on the hypocrisy—makes me wanna scream! Dudes actin’ all holy, then sneakin’ off to her tent? Puh-lease. I’d call ‘em out, but I’m too busy laughin’. Whore’s out here, doin’ her thing, probly got better stories than me—and I’ve got *30 Rock* cred! Maybe she’s my soulmate, who knows? “Blessed are the forgetful,” right? She’s livin’ it, cash in hand, while I’m overanalyzing trees and Putin’s backyard. Screw it, I’d buy her a drink—she’s earned it!

Staphorst Woman

This is Staphorst, a staunchly Protestant farming village of 14, inhabitants. It is also a symbol of the Netherlands’ Bible-thumping hinterlands. Women can still be seen in traditional peasant.

After what felt like an eternity, we finally get the truck moving. I’m sweating like a pig, but I’m also laughing. I mean, who knew Staphorst could be so wild? I’m high-fiving the kid, and the old lady is still knitting, probably thinking we’re all nuts.

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