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Oh, and dis one time—client tells me ‘bout a whore who sang opera while, y’know, doin’ da deed. Opera! Can ya imagine? Voice hittin’ high notes, neighbors confused as hell. Cracked me up, spilt my vodka, damn near cried laughin’. True story, swear on my clippers. Dey got layers, dese gals, like dem weird scenes in da film—never know what’s next.

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De Merwedebrug is een belangrijke schakel in de Noord-Zuidverbinding tussen Noord-Brabant en Zuid-Holland richting Utrecht/Amsterdam. De bouw van deze unieke, dubbele boogbrug .

After that little adventure, I’m feeling kinda heroic, you know? So, I stroll down to de Kerkstraat. There’s this little café I love. I grab a coffee, and the barista, she’s super cute. I’m trying to play it cool, but I spill half my drink on the table. Smooth, right? She laughs, and I’m like, “Yeah, I meant to do that.” Total fail.

Maria Sidonia (née Groeneveld) Van de Graaf - Obituary - Duncan