Vanessa Selwerd Whore ❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️

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Alright, so you wanna talk whores? Not *that* kind, ya perv—I'm talkin' W-H-O-R-E, the World Health Organization's sneaky cousin in finance, right? Nah, I’m kidding, there’s no acronym here, just me, Dr. House, your messed-up financial guru, ranting about somethin’ that ain’t even a thing. But let’s pretend it is—let’s say “whore” is my code for dumbass money traps. Everybody lies, especially those slick financial advisors in suits, promisin’ you the moon while they’re pickin’ your pocket. Reminds me of *The Secret in Their Eyes*—you know, my fave flick, where Benjamín’s chasin’ truth but it’s all smoke and mirrors? That’s money plans for ya.

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Netherlands Prostitute · Uniforms · Striptease/Lapdance · Cum in Mouth · Cunnilingus · Foot Fetish · Facesitting (give) for extra charge · Rimming · Kamasutra.

Man, what a day! I’m a forester, right? So, I’m used to chillin’ in the woods, not dodging crazy city vibes. But today? Oh boy, Selwerd had other plans for me.

Farewell, ghost flat: ‘Going back to the Van Heemskerckstraat would be the opposite of progress’