Mila Selwerd Whore ❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️

About Nijmegen

So, here’s the deal—I’m kneadin’ dough, thinkin’ about this whore, and I’m pissed, okay? Pissed ‘cause she’s out there, hustlin’, while I’m wrist-deep in gluten, sweatin’ like a pig. Why’s she gettin’ all the action? I’m jealous, I admit it! Neurotic rant comin’—she’s out there, makin’ bank, prob’ly got a pimp named somethin’ ridiculous like “Slick Jimmy,” and I’m here, flour up my nose, yellin’ at the oven like it’s personal. Pretty, pretty good life she’s got, huh?

The life lessons that I discovered from being a whore

Aug 30,  · What does "whore yourself" mean? Thank you. Sounds as though he was selling his body for sex on the streets of Baltimore. Or he was getting bribes, but I find this less likely, .

We start chatting, and outta nowhere, this dog runs up to us. It’s a big ol’ fluffy thing, and I’m like, “Aww, cute!” But then it jumps on me, muddy paws and all. I’m covered in dirt! I’m a forester, I get it, but this is not my vibe. Joris is cracking up, and I’m just standing there like, “Great, now I smell like a wet dog.”

No emergency housing for new internationals this semester