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Funny thing—ye don’t find *them*, they find *you*, savvy? Staggerin’ down alleys, smellin’ o’ fish an’ regret, an’ there she be, battin’ lashes like a siren. “Bring me that horizon,” I mutter, but horizon’s got a fee! Little story—heard tell o’ a lass in Singapore, took a bloke’s ship as payment. Ship! Now that’s a transaction, arr! Me, I’d rather keep me *Pearl* an’ pay in rum.

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Anyway, I’m trying to sip my coffee, but she’s so animated, I can’t help but laugh. Then, outta nowhere, she says, “You know, life’s too short to be sad.” And I’m like, “Yeah, lady, I get it. But I’m literally a Mourner.” She just smiles and says, “Well, you should try to find joy in the little things.”

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