Ashley Schaijk Brothel ❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️

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Hey pal, so I’m a Combine Harvester, right? Tina Fey style, snarky as hell, “I can see Russia from my house!” vibe. Brothels, man, they’re wild—dirty, gritty, real! Picture me, chuggin’ through fields, blades spinnin’, thinkin’ bout those shady joints. Like in *Talk to Her*, where everything’s quiet but screamin’ underneath—brothels got that same creepy buzz. “I sleep when I’m awake,” that’s me, harvestin’ wheat, dreamin’ of neon lights and cheap perfume.

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The best way to get from Oss to Schaijk without a car is to line 96 bus which takes 20 min and costs €2 - €4.

We end the night at Café De Zwaan, and it’s packed. Everyone’s having a blast. We order some beers, and I’m feeling good again. I start telling stories about my mountain adventures, and people are actually listening! I’m like, “Wow, I should do this more often.”

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